Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Miscommunication Misadventure

After stuffing myself on onigiri and milk tea for the past week, I hit my limit. I needed something different. Preferably something not wrapped in seaweed or covered in rice. As soon as the thought crossed my mind I found myself passing the closest thing to American I could find, McDonalds.

It's funny how in America I don't touch the stuff. Yet, when I'm over seas it becomes a thing of nostalgia for the homeland. It’s a Comfort in a foreign place: a small slice of paradise for homesick Americans everywhere. This time I wasn’t homesick but I was craving something other then a ball of rice.

I walked right up to the counter and sighed with relief at seeing a menu lying there. This is a foreigners dream when abroad. It's simple ; point and order. There's no way to mess that up. I quickly choose what I wanted and pointed at the corresponding picture. I added San (3), the number of the menu item in there just to feel like I wasn't the typical gaijing (foreigner) that doesn't know up from down. I know my numbers, "look at me go" I thought to myself.

He repeated the number back to me and I nodded in agreement. Finally a well needed victory in Japanese. Not that I spoke much in that moment but hey that won't stop me from giving myself a congratulatory pat on the back. I'll take any victory I can get.

Recently I have found myself nodding along in agreement to things only to realize I had no idea what I was agreeing to. I guess that's what happens when you are just learning a language. Not today though. Today I ordered and got my point across. If only every place had a picture menu.

Just before my victory lap, the employee pointed at the amount I owed. I looked at it shocked and confused. Either I had just ordered the most expensive hamburger on earth or something was wrong. I looked puzzled and pointed back at the menu price. That’s when he held up 3 fingers and I finally understood what happened.

In my enthusiasm of proving I knew even the tiniest bit of Japanese I apparently ordered three of the same thing. I laughed because what else can you do. This is my life at the moment. One miscommunication after the other but I'm learning. When I mess up I laugh and move forward. Sometimes I sound silly, or say the wrong thing. It may take me 20 minutes to read the back of a tissue box but I'm doing it and I'm going to keep doing it until I get it right.

The day is coming where I will order without multiplying it times three. When I can tell the store clerk that I do in fact NOT want my purchases gift wrapped every time I buy something. Which has happened to me almost every time I go shopping. I think I am saying no, but out comes the gift-wrapping anyways.

Until then I'm going to keep trying, messing up and learning. If that means sometimes I have to have all my purchases gift-wrapped then so be it. Each time I shop getting home will be like an unexpected Christmas morning.


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